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While Tosh is still greatly missed it is with great joy that we welcome Thor and Seamus into the Brown clan #kittens

While Tosh is still greatly missed it is with great joy that we welcome Thor and Seamus into the Brown clan #kittens

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kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:
you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:
lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:
babe what that??
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:
zack!!!
white boy:
ha ha just kidding!
white girl:
asshole!
white boy:
im just playin babe
white girl:
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:
ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:
ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

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