He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
We take Harry Potter very seriously here in Britain.
I like how Homer occasionally says something really intelligent between “dohs”
Hey will you love me?…Wait, where are you going?…oh ok, guess not
In your head:
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” —George Santayana
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.